Saturday, July 17, 2010

#1 Non-Medical Personnel who Wear Scrubs

It really bothers me when I see people who are clearly not doctors or nurses wearing scrubs. Who do these people think they are? Do they really think they are fooling anybody? I mean, come on, would a doctor or nurse wake up one Saturday morning and think, "gee, maybe I'll wear my khaki shorts, sandals with white socks, and green scrub t-shirt today. That will totally get me laid." If you want people to think you're a doctor, buy yourself a beamer, memorize Gray's Anatomy (the book, not the show jackass), and wear an expensive suit, not scrubs. These wanna-be jerk offs probably get all confused when they watch ER because they don't know what "stat" means. The next time I see someone wearing scrubs in a non-hospital setting, I'm going to ask them a medical question, like "do these hemorrhoids look like grapes or vine tomatoes to you?" and if they hestitate for just one second I'm calling them out. So watch it.

None of these idiots are doctors.

1 comments:

  1. This was hilarious and you're completely right! lol. The picture caption is hilarious. I literally laughed out loud.

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